After endless battles against the Empire of Vega Grendizer lies down on the green lawns of the North park of Milan and lights a good Cuban cigar.
Awakened by Smoke, a Podmork N7 emerges from a rabbits burrow.
Podmork: wadda fuck! who is coming to pollute the only decent place to breath in Milan ?
Grendizer: Podmork Hello!
Podmork: Oh you! Grendizer! Shame! smoking here where all the kids are running around!
Ahhh piss off man! Thinks Grendizer.
Grendizer: Yes you are right.. sorry I will put it out.
The big Cuban cigar ends up in a ditch of putrid water,.. an unnatural habitat for turtles. Now they are happy…chewing tobacco.
But back to our heroes.
Grendizer: I know that you are here to save the planet, but are you not a bit little to do it on your own?
Podmork N7: I do not think that greatness lies in size, the universe is composed of tiny particles that can break down and release enormous amounts of energy.
Grendizer: You mean that you are unstable?
Podmork: I become a litte , at times, especially when I eat yogurt.
Grendizer: about food, what do you like- math salad ?
Podmork N7: We eat many different things, my favourite is of the non-Euclidean variety.
Grendizer: But then you do have heat shields?
Grendizer: the Space halberd?
Grendizer: fist piercings?
Podmork: we do not have arms …
Grendizer: I do not understand, you are not a believable savior of the World …
Podmork: consider how many deaths can be caused by tiny viruses, compared to your old-fashioned weapons!
Grendizer: .. You offend me? I was a legend in the ’80s. Even now I love the children with whom I have grown up!
Podmork: You are too touchy?
Grendizer: Be careful ! I will tear off your little Horns!!
Podmork: Your hands are too big and clumsy to hold me pprrrrr
Grendizer Checkmate!, he draws his space halberd and rails against the small Podmork.
With a leap the Podmork dodges the halberd and runs inside a rabbit hole.
Grendizer Using his to fists dig into the earth in search of Podmork
Grendizer: Come out I will destroy you!
Podmork: ppprrr pprrr prrr
To be continued…